Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
Liam recently said that you continually say inappropriate things to him
There goes my hero… watch her as she goes.
Got Oswald (my fish) new food, a new net, and some aquarium salts to help with his mild fin rot. Poor baby. Maybe he’ll like this food and stop letting it sink to the bottom of his tank where it will make his water dirty and give him ammonia based diseases. :/
But I don’t think he even notices it. It’s not even bad enough that his fins are fraying, so it’s not causing him swimming difficulty. Plus, to him, he’s like, “Yes! New food, Mom doesn’t pour me out of my teapot spout to clean my tank anymore, my water gets changed once a day instead of once a week, and I get to move to a warmer spot closer to mom. Best week ever!”
Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face
YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES
How the hell do woman survive this?
Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth.
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything. Note most other animals can when they are born. Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution. I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.
1:00 - I’ll Rip Your Soul Out (opening scene) 3:24 - Abominations Rising (final scene abomination) 11:07 - The Pendant - Evil Tango (end credits)
Can we regard him as the new Master of Horror Scores yet? Dat use of strings…
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
To do today
I got the proper amount of sleep last night, so there’s no excuse.
The agenda is…
- Write this damn paper I’ve been procrastinating on by researching. 20 sources for a 4 - 5 page paper might be a little much.
- piano performance class at 12:30 (Super. I’m so excited. -__-)
- personal finance homework.
- NOT GET ON TUMBLR. I will not do it. But I will miss you.